I don't know, dude. I think playing to egos and bleeding hearts might be the way for me. I've already kind of fucked my brand for people who want an easy ride, or people who want an inmate who can play it like they didn't know any better.

Betelgeuse might be a murderer, but he's an emotional needy murderer who's desperate for friendship. I'm-- not sure that I'm as pitchable.

[Maybe he should target wardens who seem like they'll sleep with him. Maybe that's a strategy...]