[That's...interesting. Stan's not really sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing that he's been working with Bill, mostly because he has no idea why Bill would be invested in someone else's graduation. It's definitely a cause for concern though.]

Oh. That.

[There's a strange tone to that though - not guilt or annoyance, but as though Rhys literally reminded him that it was a concern at all.]

Look...I'm not the guy who can fill you in on most of it. I don't actually know most of what happened, and I know that sounds like bullshit, but this is what I've got.

[Ugh. He doesn't like having to fess up to this, but he and Rhys have to be on the same page if they're going to get anything accomplished here. Plus the whole thing gives him a headache if he thinks about it too hard.]

So I guess he...tried to take over the world? In some...Weirdpocalypse thing? And in all that he tried to kill my great niece and nephew, and definitely messed with Ford a bunch too. I probably cared a lot more about that than the whole wrecking the world thing? Anyway, you know Bill, probably better than I do right now. Little pointy demon guy, so you can't really kill him the normal human ways.

[That would have made things so much easier!]

He wanted into Ford's noggin for...something. So, me and him tricked Bill and switched places, so he actually made that deal with me. And...uh. That's where it gets kinda complicated. We had this memory gun...thing? Don't ask me how it works, but basically I took a bullet for the team and had my whole memory erased, and took Bill down with me. 'Cause he was in my head, 'cause he thought I was Ford.