Hmm.

[That's exactly the kind of over complicated explanation he'd have to give to someone about half the stuff that happened at home. He's happy to just draw a line under it all being messy.]

I think I saw video of him trying to fight your great niece and nephew, and just getting nailed in the eye repeatedly by them.

[It was a flood. And it was pretty funny (Sorry Bill).]

I don't really-- look, me and Bill are really close but it's hard for me to blame anyone for not wanting to have their family killed by a triangle with a god complex. But what's going on with you two here? He said you're taking everyone he cares about?

[A pause, then, slightly cooler:]

Wait, are you sleeping with Betelgeuse already?

[Because he's seen the smoke signals on the horizon, but if that's already going down and he missed it then he'll be annoyed.]