What?! No! I mean, technically I owe the guy a date, but it's not like he's called to collect on it.
[Stan, who doesn't quite know exactly how connected Bill and Betelgeuse are, is caught off guard by the jump from point A to point B.]
Anyway here? Bill's just being a baby. We were gonna pull the trigger and have me actually remember what happened, but I backed out of it. You see, if I remember? He gets to come back to life. Ford said the guy's changed and I wanna believe him, but...look, even as Bill's friend, you've gotta know the guy's got conman written all over him, right?
[He's not really trying to be insulting. That's just how Bill comes off and Stan figures it's obvious to everyone who isn't a complete sucker.]
So I told him I wanted to see for myself if he was a decent guy now or not, and he didn't like that. After a few weeks he got sick of it and told me he tried to kill the kids. So...I was kinda pissed off and I told on him to Ford and made Ford just tell me what happened - with the memory gun stuff, it only really comes back from looking at photo or video of what happened. Basically, Ford's told me a story about it and Bill's still dead and has to actually graduate like he's supposed to.
[The whole thing is extremely complicated, and Stan seems annoyed by how complex it is, even as he tries to explain it.]
Ford thinks it's more about him thinking that Ford's gonna choose me over him and...eh, it checks out. I don't think that's all of it by a long shot, but it checks out. Now he's acting like I'm going around stealing all his friends on purpose and throwing fits about it. I mean, think about it - I didn't steal you, right? You got assigned to me!
Re: Spam
[Stan, who doesn't quite know exactly how connected Bill and Betelgeuse are, is caught off guard by the jump from point A to point B.]
Anyway here? Bill's just being a baby. We were gonna pull the trigger and have me actually remember what happened, but I backed out of it. You see, if I remember? He gets to come back to life. Ford said the guy's changed and I wanna believe him, but...look, even as Bill's friend, you've gotta know the guy's got conman written all over him, right?
[He's not really trying to be insulting. That's just how Bill comes off and Stan figures it's obvious to everyone who isn't a complete sucker.]
So I told him I wanted to see for myself if he was a decent guy now or not, and he didn't like that. After a few weeks he got sick of it and told me he tried to kill the kids. So...I was kinda pissed off and I told on him to Ford and made Ford just tell me what happened - with the memory gun stuff, it only really comes back from looking at photo or video of what happened. Basically, Ford's told me a story about it and Bill's still dead and has to actually graduate like he's supposed to.
[The whole thing is extremely complicated, and Stan seems annoyed by how complex it is, even as he tries to explain it.]
Ford thinks it's more about him thinking that Ford's gonna choose me over him and...eh, it checks out. I don't think that's all of it by a long shot, but it checks out. Now he's acting like I'm going around stealing all his friends on purpose and throwing fits about it. I mean, think about it - I didn't steal you, right? You got assigned to me!