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[therushingsky]

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Comments

[tetractys]

OH, I WAS JUST GOING TO DRIVE HIM INSANE! THAT INCANTATION OPENS UP HIS MIND TO EITHER ME OR YOUR LOCAL BILL!

BUT I MEAN ARE YOU OKAY EMOTIONALLY!

[therushingsky]

Oh. Well, no one could be more deserving.

And -- ergh, I think, probably no? But I don't think I can do anything about it, so I guess that's just a depressing fact about me now.

[tetractys]

YOU WANT ME TO, UH...

...

I WAS REALLY HOPING I COULD JUST SHOW UP WITH SOME REVENGE ON YOUR BEHALF, YOU KNOW?

YOU WANT A DRINK? PEOPLE DO THAT...

[therushingsky]

Aw. I appreciate that you tried. If I ever see one of those kids of yours, I'll punch them in the face and act like I have no idea what they're talking about or who they are when they try and tell on me.

[He won't, but this is a funny thing to say so he's saying it.]

Do you still have all that booze in the weird trash room? I think me and BJ have landed on throwing a huge party for the purposes of killing me to fix my arm. I guess Alcohol poisoning is what we're going with? Maybe a few other poisonings thrown in there for the hell of it.

[tetractys]

THE TRASH ROOM IS A SPEAKEASY NOW! BOOKABLE FOR PRIVATE EVENTS!

ALCOHOL POISONING'S A NASTY WAY TO GO, JUST DOSE YOUR LAST DRINK WITH SOMETHING FUN! IF YOU WANT, B AND I CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT!

[therushingsky]

I was actually thinking we go frat house big with it. Maybe just keep the grand finale on the low down.

Yeah, I think that's the plan, though. Get drunk enough that the chaser doesn't hurt too bad.

[tetractys]

OHHHHHHHHYEAH THE SPEAKEASY CAN'T DO THAT MANY PEOPLE.

[it wasn't that big of a junk room before its remodeling.]

ALSO, I'M NOT LETTING ANY WARDENS IN. BUT I CAN BRING ALCOHOL AND TEND BAR WHEREVER YOU DO DECIDE TO HOST!

[therushingsky]

That sounds good. Also, having a speakeasy at all sounds good. How many people can it do?

[He can get drunk with all sorts of different numbers of people.]

[tetractys]

BREATHING OR NOT BREATHING?

[therushingsky]

Breathing, but shallow.

[tetractys]

OHH. BOY, I THINK LIKE TWO HUNDRED IF YOU REALLY STACK THEM!