IC Contact Post

[therushingsky]

"Heyyyy, you've reached the head office of the Atlas Corporation, leave a message and your number, and one of our people will get back to you."

Comments

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[tucky]

Creepy and condescending and really stupid, yeah. Plus there's a lot of people it wouldn't work on.

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[therushingsky]

Right. And it means anyone who might have a good reason for not wanting to shower in someone else's private cabin is stuck using public facilities forever.

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[tucky]

You point that out? You want me to point that out?

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[therushingsky]

I tried. It might be worth you asking and seeing if you get a better answer, then--

It feels so uncool to give him a signed petition, but I think we might get unanimous agreement from wardens on this one. It's such an easy sell, only the really deliberately edgy assholes would fight it.

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[tucky]

[She affects the most hand-wringy voice she can here.]

But what if an inmate drowns somebody in a bathtub, Rhys!

[Aaaand back to normal.]

We could give it a try. I don't care a lot about feeling cool.

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[therushingsky]

Think how slippery they'll all get! How will we be able to drag them to Zero!

[Aaaaaamd also back to normal. This is fun.]

I'll write up a pitch and see if people will sign off on it. Maybe go door to door on people who ignore it on the network.

[HE WILL PESTER EVERY WARDEN ON THIS SHIP.]

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[tucky]

I'll help as much as I can. There's times when I'm gonna be pretty busy, probably, but I don't want you to worry I'm gonna stop supporting you on this, okay?