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[therushingsky]

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[tetractys]

ALRIGHT, SO WE'RE NARROWING THE LIST DOWN! GOODSIR, ARTHUR, BUFFY, FITZ, LARK, MAYBE NICK, NEW GUY RICHIE, SAND, AND TIFFANY. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE? MAYBE A TOP FIVE?

I THINK YOU AND LARK MIGHT WORK PRETTY WELL. YOU BOTH THINK THIS PLACE IS SKETCHY!

[therushingsky]

Yeah. I guess-- Lark, Buffy, Tiffany are probably my top three.

Yeah, Lark is probably the only person who's actually my friend that I'd be okay with having a file on me.

[tetractys]

THIS SUCKS. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW. THIS PART'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE HUMILIATING.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY NEED SOMETHING TOO. THEY NEED AN INMATE. MAKE THEM SELL TO YOU.

It's too late 4 me

[therushingsky]

I don't know, dude. I think playing to egos and bleeding hearts might be the way for me. I've already kind of fucked my brand for people who want an easy ride, or people who want an inmate who can play it like they didn't know any better.

Betelgeuse might be a murderer, but he's an emotional needy murderer who's desperate for friendship. I'm-- not sure that I'm as pitchable.

[Maybe he should target wardens who seem like they'll sleep with him. Maybe that's a strategy...]

[tetractys]

BUT THESE THREE AREN'T GOING TO WANT EITHER OF THOSE!

TIFFANY PROBABLY WANTS SOMEONE THAT NEEDS HELP, BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GET A FAIR CHANCE. YOU CAN PLAY THAT ANGLE. LARK WANTS SOMEONE HE CAN SCREW THE SYSTEM WITH. AND BUFFY, EH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS. GO FIGHT A MONSTER WITH HER, THAT SHOULD WORK.

[therushingsky]

I can do that. Kinda. Gortys does this thing when she has all her parts where she becomes giant and summons a giant monster and then fights it, and we all kinda got in on that.

[Hmm.]

We should do a speed dating thing. Obviously for me, but maybe we could open it up.

[Always be Instigating. Events events events events events!]

[tetractys]

SURE! BUT LET'S NOT OVER-COMPLICATE THIS. NEXT TIME YOU'RE UP FOR IT, JUST GO TALK TO ONE OF THEM ABOUT WHAT THEIR IDEA OF REDEEMING AN INMATE IS GOING TO BE LIKE.