[Rhys just makes a vague sound of distress, as the transformation takes place. Ariel gasps, and a gale of silent bubbles emerge. The fish and the crab sieze her and drag her to the surface, but Rhys only starts breathing again when they break the surface.]
They must have been close to the surface. Probably in like-- a reef or something.
[He's able to relax again at the same time as Rhys, giving a bit of a smirk at himself for getting so ridiculously invested into this, thinking she might drown after all that!
Hux reaches for the popcorn again, sniffing a bit]
I don't like the bird much. He's annoying and serves no purpose except to get in everyone's way.
Unless he's too stupid to know a good thing when he sees it.
[Rhys proposes gravely. Oh, water? For him? How considerate of you, Hux!
There are a few cutesy scenes, before the famous Kiss The Girl sequence begins. Ariel and Eric, gently rowing into a romantic glade together while Sebastian directs a chorus of singing sea life.]
[Both his and Rhys' outbursts happen at the same time, which finally causes the cat to get up and leave in disgust, headed to the bathroom to nap on the mat in there]
It's not enough to give a timeline of three days, you need to cheat in order to win?!
Ugh! That's exactly the kind of bullshit she would pull!
[Typical Ursula manouever!
The film cuts to Ursula in her undersea chamber, yelling about what a hussy Ariel is, and plotting to keep the prince out of her hands. Even as she slips the shell containing Ariel's voice around her neck, Rhys can sense his dislike for her wavering.]
Does it say something bad about me that I still kinda like her?
The little worm creatures? It's not unlike scavengers decorating the entrances to their caves with the bodies of those who dared to cross them. I've seen plenty like it.
Not usually ones that were still living, but there were some.
[He gives a sharp inhale when he realizes what's going to happen, as Ariel wakes up all excited]
[It takes Hux a second or two to realize what's happened to his warden is, in some way, what happened to him only an hour ago.
He hesitates, not certain of his obligations here. He's not good at this kind of thing, whatever one might call it.
He does know one thing; he doesn't like that look in Rhys' eyes, and wants to get rid of it. He's feeling empathetic, probably for the first time, though it's not something he would be able to recognize off-hand.]
Rhys.
[A gesture at the screen with his hand. He's going to logic his way out of this!]
She brought the voice with her in that shell around her neck. It's fragile; it's going to break.
[Hux might not be an expert at this, but his observation is enough
to bring the largest part of Rhys's back to reality.
It's a film. A kids film (despite his insurance to Hux that it's for all the family). It doesn't matter that Eric is helpless to actually break the shell himself, and that no one even knows (or maybe cares?) that there's anything wrong with him, because--
Because it's a kids film. Of course the shell is going to break. He glances at Hux, and throws the man a wry little grin, to show that he's all right:]
[Rhys has to smile more sincerely then, because-- okay, the fate of this lame brain controlled prince doesn't make anything any better or any worse in a material way, but Hux's determination to see it through, to dissolve the uncomfortable weight in Rhys's chest?
Holy shit does that feel good. Good enough that his next smile is warm and sincere.]
Okay, okay. I get it. You're genre savvy.
[But he doesn't keep talking because they're about to kisssss!
When!
The sun sets!
And Ariel is consumed by the unearthly light of Ursula's spell!]
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Date: 2018-10-23 02:04 am (UTC)Ariel gasps, and a gale of silent bubbles emerge. The fish and the crab sieze her and drag her to the surface, but Rhys only starts breathing again when they break the surface.]
They must have been close to the surface. Probably in like-- a reef or something.
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Date: 2018-10-23 02:08 am (UTC)Hux reaches for the popcorn again, sniffing a bit]
I don't like the bird much. He's annoying and serves no purpose except to get in everyone's way.
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Date: 2018-10-23 02:13 am (UTC)[Prince, prince, prince, prince!
Prince... who apparently doesn't recognise her.]
Are you kidding me? How would he not recognize that hair?
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Date: 2018-10-23 02:16 am (UTC)What did I tell you? He's pretty but there's no brain there.
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Date: 2018-10-23 02:20 am (UTC)[Ah well, at least he has a castle, that he's taking her back too now.]
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Date: 2018-10-23 02:22 am (UTC)[Hang on, he's getting up off the bed to get a drink. The popcorn made his mouth dry. He returns to the bed...with two glasses of water]
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Date: 2018-10-23 02:30 am (UTC)[Rhys proposes gravely. Oh, water? For him? How considerate of you, Hux!
There are a few cutesy scenes, before the famous Kiss The Girl sequence begins. Ariel and Eric, gently rowing into a romantic glade together while Sebastian directs a chorus of singing sea life.]
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Date: 2018-10-23 02:32 am (UTC)That may very well be the case.
See, at least the crustacean knows the stakes. He's the only one with both the agency and the voice to get this done.
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Date: 2018-10-23 02:49 am (UTC)[Aw man they're getting so close...
So close...
Until...
The Eels tip over the boat!]
What the hell!
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Date: 2018-10-23 02:51 am (UTC)[Both his and Rhys' outbursts happen at the same time, which finally causes the cat to get up and leave in disgust, headed to the bathroom to nap on the mat in there]
It's not enough to give a timeline of three days, you need to cheat in order to win?!
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Date: 2018-10-23 02:56 am (UTC)[Typical Ursula manouever!
The film cuts to Ursula in her undersea chamber, yelling about what a hussy Ariel is, and plotting to keep the prince out of her hands. Even as she slips the shell containing Ariel's voice around her neck, Rhys can sense his dislike for her wavering.]
Does it say something bad about me that I still kinda like her?
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Date: 2018-10-23 11:54 am (UTC)[He leans forward, frowning]
She's going to impersonate her.
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Date: 2018-10-23 12:10 pm (UTC)[he's still impressed though, as Ursula wraps herself in the illusion of a beautiful young woman, singing with Ariel's voice.]
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Date: 2018-10-23 12:13 pm (UTC)Makes you wonder if anyone's actually beaten her.
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Date: 2018-10-23 03:05 pm (UTC)[Rhys remarks approvingly.]
I'm really not into those little things she turns you into if you break the deal though. Kinda body horror vibes for a family film.
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Date: 2018-10-23 03:14 pm (UTC)Not usually ones that were still living, but there were some.
[He gives a sharp inhale when he realizes what's going to happen, as Ariel wakes up all excited]
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Date: 2018-10-24 09:26 am (UTC)Ursula has wooed the Prince and it's extremely stressful.
At the golden glow in Eric's eyes, and his hypnotic speech patterns, it's Rhys's turn to go a little stiff, disquieted by the events on the screen.]
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Date: 2018-10-24 11:18 am (UTC)[It takes Hux a second or two to realize what's happened to his warden is, in some way, what happened to him only an hour ago.
He hesitates, not certain of his obligations here. He's not good at this kind of thing, whatever one might call it.
He does know one thing; he doesn't like that look in Rhys' eyes, and wants to get rid of it. He's feeling empathetic, probably for the first time, though it's not something he would be able to recognize off-hand.]
Rhys.
[A gesture at the screen with his hand. He's going to logic his way out of this!]
She brought the voice with her in that shell around her neck. It's fragile; it's going to break.
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Date: 2018-10-24 12:19 pm (UTC)[Hux might not be an expert at this, but his observation is enough to bring the largest part of Rhys's back to reality.
It's a film. A kids film (despite his insurance to Hux that it's for all the family). It doesn't matter that Eric is helpless to actually break the shell himself, and that no one even knows (or maybe cares?) that there's anything wrong with him, because--
Because it's a kids film. Of course the shell is going to break. He glances at Hux, and throws the man a wry little grin, to show that he's all right:]
I thought you hadn't seen this before either?
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Date: 2018-10-24 12:30 pm (UTC)[What was that manservant's name again? Grimsby? He seems aware enough, at least]
I haven't, but I can recognize a pattern of behavior when I see it.
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Date: 2018-10-24 04:16 pm (UTC)[How can he judge the content of Eric's character?
He keeps his tone warm though, not stressed at all. Nope. Not him.
In the end, it's the seagull of all people who gets wise to the scheme.]
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Date: 2018-10-24 04:19 pm (UTC)[he does, however, keep sneaking glances Rhys' way, entirely unconvinced of that cheerful tone of voice.
Only when the seagull actually manages to tell the competent crab does he risk a smile Rhys' way]
There, see?
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Date: 2018-10-24 04:41 pm (UTC)Holy shit does that feel good. Good enough that his next smile is warm and sincere.]
Okay, okay. I get it. You're genre savvy.
[But he doesn't keep talking because they're about to kisssss!
When!
The sun sets!
And Ariel is consumed by the unearthly light of Ursula's spell!]
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Date: 2018-10-24 04:45 pm (UTC)[But his attention is turned back to the screen and he stares, that sinking feeling returning to his gut.
She transforms and he is just now yelling at the screen]
Stab her! Take a sword there and stab her before she-
[nope now they're over the side and gone]
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Date: 2018-10-24 05:00 pm (UTC)He nails Ursula's contract with a thunderbolt, but nothing is happening there...]
Ugh. Legal.
[Rhys mutters, derisively, as if Ursula had a whole team of lawyers put the thing together for her.]
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