[It's a testament to how fascinating this movie is that Hux doesn't even mind that Rhys shushes him. Instead, he gathers Oaraao in his arms, petting her just in case she's distressed by the dog.
Yes, but how much does she know about him? Really? I can understand wanting to be a part of that world, and he's attractive enough, but who's to say she should attach herself to one person based solely on their looks?
[Still, though]
If I ever get a big enough head to want a statue made of me, please shoot me.
[He starts at Rhys' exclamation, and whatever smile he's wearing, not even a shadow of it survives the arrival of the dad on screen. He freezes again, and might actually be cringing away, because no no no don't try to stop him, you're going to make things worse]
[This time, Rhys catches it. The freezing. The cringing, and as Triton raises his trident, he decides to break the tension, speaking over Ariel's pleas that her Father stop.]
Hey, Hux? Buddy?
[Yep, making an executive decision to distract him during this part of the film.]
[He's numbly watching the violence play out, and barely hears Rhys. This is really what he expected his boggart to turn into. He barely breathes, feeling he needs to see this through to the bitter end now.
But he doesn't shush Rhys and he doesn't move from where his back is pressed against the wall. His gaze hardens a little, twisting into a bit of a bitter snarl.]
[Finally, Triton aims his trident at the statue, and in a flash of light, Eric is blown to pieces, and Ariel is crumpled on the floor, weeping piteously.
[He waits for it to be over, surprised there isn't more coming, even though it felt like a lifetime. Finally, he replies to Rhys over the crying on screen]
[This movie was supposed to be relaxing! Rhys shifts his attention back towards the screen, as Ariel goes in search of help wherever she can find it... in the lair of the sea witch.
[He's a little sullen when the eels begin to lure Ariel into the den of the sea witch, but at least seems to be breathing regularly again. But it takes a while for him to unwind from his mentally clenched position, and it's only out of shock that kicks him out of it.
Because holy hell, can someone really do what they promise? This seems...unsavory, but at the very least he approves of Ariel's fortitude]
[Rhys just makes a vague sound of distress, as the transformation takes place. Ariel gasps, and a gale of silent bubbles emerge. The fish and the crab sieze her and drag her to the surface, but Rhys only starts breathing again when they break the surface.]
They must have been close to the surface. Probably in like-- a reef or something.
[He's able to relax again at the same time as Rhys, giving a bit of a smirk at himself for getting so ridiculously invested into this, thinking she might drown after all that!
Hux reaches for the popcorn again, sniffing a bit]
I don't like the bird much. He's annoying and serves no purpose except to get in everyone's way.
Unless he's too stupid to know a good thing when he sees it.
[Rhys proposes gravely. Oh, water? For him? How considerate of you, Hux!
There are a few cutesy scenes, before the famous Kiss The Girl sequence begins. Ariel and Eric, gently rowing into a romantic glade together while Sebastian directs a chorus of singing sea life.]
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This is cool, but Rhys doesn't feel like it would have slaked his thirst for forbidden cuties when he was a teenager.]
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You can't expect her to stay there once she's seen everything she's wanted.
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[Oh hey, now she's slipping away to her cave to see... a statue of Eric!]
Oh my god, I'd die. I'd be obsessed.
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[Still, though]
If I ever get a big enough head to want a statue made of me, please shoot me.
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[Yeah, she's not the smartest sixteen year old, but Rhys liked way worse boys.]
He didn't want i-- Oh shiiiiiit!
[Papa's back! And he's not happy!]
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Hey, Hux? Buddy?
[Yep, making an executive decision to distract him during this part of the film.]
You tried the popcorn, right? What do you think?
[He flashes a lopsided little smile.]
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But he doesn't shush Rhys and he doesn't move from where his back is pressed against the wall. His gaze hardens a little, twisting into a bit of a bitter snarl.]
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Rhys doesn't touch Hux, even though he wants to.
Instead, he says:]
She's gonna get out.
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I thought you said you hadn't seen this.
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[Because she's Rhys. And Rhys got out.
She's probably Hux as well. Hux needed to get out.]
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If you say so.
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This seems like not the greatest idea...]
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Because holy hell, can someone really do what they promise? This seems...unsavory, but at the very least he approves of Ariel's fortitude]
She's equal parts brave and naively trusting.
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[Also, Ursula's pretty compelling. She'd probably have been able to con Rhys into a dumb deal when he was a teenager as well.]
Oh god, she's really gonna do it, huh?
[The glowing contract emerges, Ariel signs...]
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Agreed.
[and who's to say he wouldn't have taken his chances, given what's just happened??
He gapes, though, when the transformation begins to happen, and realizes it a split second before Ariel does]
She's going to drown before they reach the surface. The pressure alone - how far down are they?
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Ariel gasps, and a gale of silent bubbles emerge. The fish and the crab sieze her and drag her to the surface, but Rhys only starts breathing again when they break the surface.]
They must have been close to the surface. Probably in like-- a reef or something.
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Hux reaches for the popcorn again, sniffing a bit]
I don't like the bird much. He's annoying and serves no purpose except to get in everyone's way.
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[Prince, prince, prince, prince!
Prince... who apparently doesn't recognise her.]
Are you kidding me? How would he not recognize that hair?
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What did I tell you? He's pretty but there's no brain there.
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[Ah well, at least he has a castle, that he's taking her back too now.]
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[Hang on, he's getting up off the bed to get a drink. The popcorn made his mouth dry. He returns to the bed...with two glasses of water]
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[Rhys proposes gravely. Oh, water? For him? How considerate of you, Hux!
There are a few cutesy scenes, before the famous Kiss The Girl sequence begins. Ariel and Eric, gently rowing into a romantic glade together while Sebastian directs a chorus of singing sea life.]
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That may very well be the case.
See, at least the crustacean knows the stakes. He's the only one with both the agency and the voice to get this done.
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